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A while ago I was looking at softball shirts and came around one that I thought was funny for my dad. Number 8 doesn't apply to me because I dont have any siblings....

 It said:
A DOZEN REASONS TO BRING DAD TO THE BALL PARK

1. He Carries My Stuff

2. I Do Not Need An A.T.M. Card

3. He Can Catch My Throws In Warm Up

4. He Is My Personal Taxi Driver

5. I Never Get Hungry

6. He Makes Sure The Coach Plays Me In The Right Spot

7. He Tells The Umpire When It Is A Ball

8. He Keeps The Little Brothers Out Of My Hair    

9. He's The Best Coach

10. He Brings Everything I Forgot - The $300.00 Bat...The $95.00 Glove...The $25.00 Batting Gloves...The Cool Sunglasses

11. He's My Biggest Fan

12. He Carries My Trophies Home, And I Love Him